Sitloggumfud is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, astonishing bird.

Sitloggumfud created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitloggumfud, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sitloggumfud, he will turn you into a tree.

Sitloggumfud's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Sitloggumfud's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Sitloggumfud loves bats, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Never think ill of sick badgers.