Fobcatbug is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing yak.

Fobcatbug created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Fobcatbug, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fobcatbug, it will turn you into a mole.

Fobcatbug's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fobcatbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

5. Do not kill manatees.