Habcin is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, amazing hedgehog.

Habcin created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Habcin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Habcin, she will jump up and down on your head.

Habcin's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Habcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never hurt snakes.

5. Habcin must be the most important thing in your life.