Kimdisshat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, annoying meerkat.

Kimdisshat created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kimdisshat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kimdisshat, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Kimdisshat's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Kimdisshat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention porpoises.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think ill of sick mites.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always stare at clouds.