Tofbennil Legnur is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, flying finch.

Tofbennil Legnur created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Tofbennil Legnur, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tofbennil Legnur, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tofbennil Legnur's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tofbennil Legnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt pigs.

2. Never bounce in the presence of sharks.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Tofbennil Legnur on top of all buildings.