Fatnillnull is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, irritating snail.

Fatnillnull created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatnillnull, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fatnillnull, it will curse you with boils.

Fatnillnull's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fatnillnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt nematodes.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never laugh in the presence of snakes.

5. Fatnillnull must be the most important thing in your life.