Homyogflag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, kind shark.

Homyogflag created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homyogflag, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Homyogflag, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Homyogflag's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Homyogflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not hurt otters.

4. Hide from mauve gulls for they are unholy.

5. Never go into violet rooms.