Ruttcit is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, duplicitous dryad.

Ruttcit created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Ruttcit, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ruttcit, she will turn you into a sheep.

Ruttcit's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Ruttcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never wear gray hats.

3. You must love Ruttcit.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never write about nebulae.