Sograpnib is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, humane wombat.

Sograpnib created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sograpnib, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sograpnib, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sograpnib's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sograpnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sograpnib's name in vain.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Do not eat oranges.