Hadnabbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful dragonfly.

Hadnabbarn created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadnabbarn, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hadnabbarn, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hadnabbarn's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Hadnabbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cherries to dogs while wearing gray shorts.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Never mention frogs.

5. Do not drink alcohol.