Dadartxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, idiotic dragon.

Dadartxuck created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadartxuck, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dadartxuck, she will try to impress you with trees.

Dadartxuck's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Dadartxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Dadartxuck on top of all buildings.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dadartxuck.

4. You must never eat tomatoes.

5. Do not chop down trees.