Gigtailraw is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous hare.

Gigtailraw created Europe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gigtailraw, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gigtailraw, she will turn you into a dog.

Gigtailraw's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gigtailraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face magenta.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gigtailraw.

4. Gigtailraw loves ants, so they must be honoured.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.