Fumgemtarp is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, boastful camel.

Fumgemtarp created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumgemtarp, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fumgemtarp, he will not care.

Fumgemtarp's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fumgemtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always help moths.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never laugh near geese.