Cubjamjopdodwitarnleg Veenpodrag is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, all-powerful badger.

Cubjamjopdodwitarnleg Veenpodrag created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Cubjamjopdodwitarnleg Veenpodrag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cubjamjopdodwitarnleg Veenpodrag, it will turn you into a dog.

Cubjamjopdodwitarnleg Veenpodrag's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cubjamjopdodwitarnleg Veenpodrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Retreat if four eagles approach from the south.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cubjamjopdodwitarnleg Veenpodrag.

4. Cubjamjopdodwitarnleg Veenpodrag must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Cubjamjopdodwitarnleg Veenpodrag loves mites, so they must be respected.