Vedfonnurtvennurtlamgem is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, vain dugong.

Vedfonnurtvennurtlamgem created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedfonnurtvennurtlamgem, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vedfonnurtvennurtlamgem, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vedfonnurtvennurtlamgem's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Vedfonnurtvennurtlamgem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Vedfonnurtvennurtlamgem in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never laugh near eagles.