Nanbunven is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying fox.

Nanbunven created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanbunven, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nanbunven, she will torture you forever.

Nanbunven's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Nanbunven's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry eagles.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Never think ill of sick swans.