Nabrotfem is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, humorless hare.

Nabrotfem created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabrotfem, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nabrotfem, she will cry a lot.

Nabrotfem's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Nabrotfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nabrotfem.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nabrotfem.