Manyakzig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, fast spider.

Manyakzig created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Manyakzig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Manyakzig, she will turn you into a goat.

Manyakzig's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Manyakzig's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Manyakzig.

4. Never hurt whales.

5. Never eat cherries.