Gudfomtipminlopmat is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate centipede.

Gudfomtipminlopmat created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudfomtipminlopmat, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gudfomtipminlopmat, he will come to you in dreams.

Gudfomtipminlopmat's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Gudfomtipminlopmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near otters while wearing yellow skirts.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gudfomtipminlopmat.

3. Never chant in the presence of moths.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.