Hivhenpon is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, humane newt.

Hivhenpon created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivhenpon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hivhenpon, he will try to impress you with trees.

Hivhenpon's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Hivhenpon's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. You must love Hivhenpon.

3. Always help eagles.

4. Do not speak about nuts.

5. Turtles are not to be trusted.