Jabfotbog is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, stupid crow.

Jabfotbog created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Jabfotbog, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jabfotbog, it will manifest in front of you.

Jabfotbog's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Jabfotbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not commit murder.