Rillfasbaplim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, cheerful tapir.

Rillfasbaplim created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillfasbaplim, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rillfasbaplim, she will think nothing of it.

Rillfasbaplim's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Rillfasbaplim's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never talk about spacetime.