Rigappont Bafrigmig is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, effective gerbil.

Rigappont Bafrigmig created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Rigappont Bafrigmig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rigappont Bafrigmig, it will think nothing of it.

Rigappont Bafrigmig's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Rigappont Bafrigmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy.

2. Always help tortoises in need.

3. Never hurt great tits.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about asteroids.