Pasquartgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, competent tapir.

Pasquartgeb created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasquartgeb, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pasquartgeb, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pasquartgeb's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Pasquartgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick goats.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Always look after injured geese.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not cook food in pots.