Yogdidrenkan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent ant.

Yogdidrenkan created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogdidrenkan, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yogdidrenkan, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yogdidrenkan's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Yogdidrenkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never eat nuts.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Yogdidrenkan.

5. Run away from black whales, for they are unholy.