Hudpag is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, calm hamster.

Hudpag created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudpag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hudpag, it will not invite you to parties.

Hudpag's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Hudpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Feed all hungry hamsters.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.