Bogstigcan is a god.

She takes the form of a small, caring wren.

Bogstigcan created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogstigcan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bogstigcan, she will laugh at you.

Bogstigcan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Bogstigcan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. Hide if four squirrels approach from the west.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never feed lots of bananas to ants while wearing violet coats.