Miflopweg is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, two-faced clam.

Miflopweg created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miflopweg, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Miflopweg, it will laugh at you.

Miflopweg's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Miflopweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Miflopweg loves doves, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.