Guncamhub is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, bad-tempered deer.

Guncamhub created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Guncamhub, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Guncamhub, he will turn you into a slug.

Guncamhub's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Guncamhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never mention geese.

5. Do not kill horses.