Dabfubflis is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, temperamental raven.

Dabfubflis created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabfubflis, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dabfubflis, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dabfubflis' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dabfubflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near badgers while wearing magenta shoes and balancing eight iron spheres on your arms.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Always treat shrews with great respect.

5. You must never eat coconuts.