Nadpoprawcar is a god.

It takes the form of a large, dishonourable unicorn.

Nadpoprawcar created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadpoprawcar, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nadpoprawcar, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nadpoprawcar's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Nadpoprawcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near moths while wearing fawn hats and balancing six silver spheres on your head.

2. Put Nadpoprawcar first in all things.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Never think about asteroids.