Camflagnell is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent finch.

Camflagnell created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Camflagnell, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Camflagnell, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Camflagnell's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Camflagnell's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four copper sculptures of Camflagnell on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Camflagnell must be the most important thing in your life.