Nillpaslen is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, intelligent ant.

Nillpaslen created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillpaslen, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nillpaslen, it will turn you into a goat.

Nillpaslen's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Nillpaslen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near hamsters while wearing mauve shirts and balancing four zinc spheres on your face.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near dolphins while wearing green skirts and balancing eight platinum spheres on your arms.

5. Do not eat strawberries.