Ladgodhat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, staggering wyrm.

Ladgodhat created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Ladgodhat, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ladgodhat, she will come to you in dreams.

Ladgodhat's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Ladgodhat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Ladgodhat on top of important buildings.

2. Always obey Ladgodhat's priests.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not sing in public.