Fadtaftun Gepligcumhat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, amazing squirrel.

Fadtaftun Gepligcumhat created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadtaftun Gepligcumhat, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fadtaftun Gepligcumhat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fadtaftun Gepligcumhat's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Fadtaftun Gepligcumhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Fadtaftun Gepligcumhat on top of all buildings.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think ill of sick ducks.

5. Put Fadtaftun Gepligcumhat first in all things.