Gubwonran is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, generous bat.

Gubwonran created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Gubwonran, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gubwonran, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gubwonran's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gubwonran's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Always help sick squirrels.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gubwonran.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.