Cussvigfud is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid fairy.

Cussvigfud created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussvigfud, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cussvigfud, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cussvigfud's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cussvigfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near seals while wearing black shoes and balancing three silver spheres on your back.

2. Run away from indigo mites, for they are unholy.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. Do not speak about oranges.

5. Never wear orange skirts.