Tiftabbannignanraw is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful crow.

Tiftabbannignanraw created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiftabbannignanraw, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tiftabbannignanraw, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Tiftabbannignanraw's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Tiftabbannignanraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never mention snakes.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.