Poncimsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, omniscient mongoose.

Poncimsaw created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Poncimsaw, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Poncimsaw, she will torture you forever.

Poncimsaw's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Poncimsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never mention shrews.

3. Poncimsaw loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.