Tamhugapp is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, capable penguin.

Tamhugapp created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamhugapp, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tamhugapp, she will turn you into a hamster.

Tamhugapp's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Tamhugapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Tamhugapp on top of all buildings.

3. Do not take Tamhugapp's name in vain.

4. Always look after injured monkeys.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.