Rowmigfub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous centaur.

Rowmigfub created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rowmigfub, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowmigfub, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rowmigfub's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Rowmigfub's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rowmigfub.

2. Never eat bark.

3. You must pray to Rowmigfub three times a day.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. You must never eat oranges.