Litnannurpad is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, merciful newt.

Litnannurpad created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litnannurpad, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Litnannurpad, he will manifest in front of you.

Litnannurpad's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Litnannurpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick seals.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Litnannurpad.

3. Do not kill ducks.

4. Do not hurt sheep.

5. You must love Litnannurpad.