Bosstigfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, awe-inspiring swan.

Bosstigfoss created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bosstigfoss, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bosstigfoss, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bosstigfoss' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bosstigfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Hide from red swans for they are unholy.

3. Always obey Bosstigfoss' priests.

4. You must pray to Bosstigfoss three times a day.

5. You must love Bosstigfoss.