Mumhubarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, clever dragonfly.

Mumhubarn created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumhubarn, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mumhubarn, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mumhubarn's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Mumhubarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ducks with great respect.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Mumhubarn on top of all buildings.

3. You must never eat turnips.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.