Dabfagzed is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty goblin.

Dabfagzed created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabfagzed, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dabfagzed, she will send you a sign.

Dabfagzed's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Dabfagzed's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never mention doves.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

5. Do not covet oxen.