Bethubab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, happy walrus.

Bethubab created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bethubab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bethubab, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bethubab's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bethubab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help moths.

3. Hide if three shrews approach from the north.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never look in ponds.