Cedvadgof Satpitbonk is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, smart meerkat.

Cedvadgof Satpitbonk created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedvadgof Satpitbonk, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cedvadgof Satpitbonk, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cedvadgof Satpitbonk's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cedvadgof Satpitbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Erect three copper sculptures of Cedvadgof Satpitbonk on top of important buildings.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.