Bigweerawxen is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, idiotic cobra.

Bigweerawxen created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigweerawxen, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bigweerawxen, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bigweerawxen's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bigweerawxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never paint your head cyan.

5. Always look after injured hamsters.