Mippiddot is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, calm wyrm.

Mippiddot created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mippiddot, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mippiddot, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mippiddot's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Mippiddot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about optics near snakes while wearing red kilts.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Do not speak about cherries.