Febquagcid is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent fox.

Febquagcid created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febquagcid, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Febquagcid, it will remove you from existence.

Febquagcid's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Febquagcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Hide from fawn shrews for they are unholy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Do not listen to music.